January 23, 2007

A Kitty Cat Story


Kitty in the Couch


Once upon a time, there lived a cute little kitten with a great love of schrunchies. Everyday, this kitten would play schrunchy war with his friend Mary. Mary would grab the scrunchy from this kitty named Tion and Tion would chase after the schrunchy with abandon. One day, however, something strange happened. Mary threw a bright, fuzzy schrunchy straight into the couch! Well, of course, Tion chased right after it...

Well, as we all know by now, Tion is not the smallest little kitty. In fact, he is a pretty strong, large cat that most people really wouldn't want to mess with. So imagine then that you are sitting right on the couch when this crazy kitty sprints right for you! Tion would just push you right out of the way! And that is what he did in this case too. There was a nice young girl named Meg sitting right on that couch where Tion was hunting his bright, fuzzy scrunchy. Well, lucky for Meg, Tion was looking for schrunchies and not girls. She was able to get away before Tion made his big move...

DANG!!! When Tion wants a schrunchy, he really wants a schrunchy! Pretty soon, Tion had all the couch cushions pulled out (and torn up) and low and behold - he had the bright, fuzzy schrunchy all to himself. Feeling very proud of himself, Tion took his schrunchy and retired to his kitty cat condo for an evening of schrunchy chewing and fur licking.

The End

January 19, 2007

Scrunchy Attacker


This first post is dedicated to my kitty cat, Tion, who is psychotically addicted to stealing and chasing hair bands, AKA "scrunchies", from all over my apartment. Tion is about 1 1/2 years old and totally cute. Even my boyfriend thinks he's badass. Here is my haiku dedicated to Tion:

Speeding down the hall
My Archnemisis of Scrunchies
Chases black hairbands